Monday, January 7, 2008

Moron Report #7: How Not to Campaign for Your Wife

As a married man, I can attest that there many things one cannot say in front of or about your female significant other without risk of bodily harm. Indeed, the list of male faux pas are so long, I am not sure if I could list them all.

Still, there are some things that are simply a matter of common sense. Things that any man, even the dimmest amongs us, should know not to say in her presence. This is what I like to call a couchable offense. Note, backhandedly denigrating her age is most certainly on the list. Assuming Bill Clinton still sleeps in the same domicile or county....




But, hey, if you want a.....and you need one....

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