Thursday, January 10, 2008

Moron Report #8: Mr. Moron

It is a rare treat when we are able to see an actual, genuine moron. Not just intellectually, mind you, which is what it would take to confuse someone's house for a road. No, he really is a Moron.


Moron Arrested After Driving Truck Into House

Last Edited: Tuesday, 08 Jan 2008, 12:48 PM CST Created: Tuesday, 08 Jan 2008, 12:41 PM CST

A 20-year-old Burleson man was arrested Friday night after police say he drove a pickup truck into a home while intoxicated.

Bryan Scott Moron was taken into custody after he lost control of a white Chevrolet truck and struck a mailbox on Parkridge Blvd., then continued ahead and drove into a home.

The arresting officer said Moron failed sobriety tests. The arrest report shows Moron had a blood alcohol level of more than twice the legal limit.

Moron reportedly works as a server at a local restaurant.

The report also listed excessive speed as a contributing factor in the accident.


Being that this was committed in Texas and all, one should not exclude the possibility that Mr. Moron might have a political career ahead of him. He has the mug and name to match. Now all he needs is a nasty coke habit, a car wreck of a spouse, and a couple of underage drinking kids.

Granted, it is not exactly a truck in a house, but using your friend as a sofa while drunk and smoking should count for something.

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