Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Moron Report #11: Hillary Supporter Stabbing

I am not sure what is worse. Being arrested for stabbing your brother in-law. Being arrested for stabbing your brother-in-law because he is a Barack Obama supporter. Or being arrested for stabbing your brother-in-law because you believe that "Barack Obama was not a realist." In any case, here is prison meat Jose Antonio Ortiz, the man in question who knifed a family member for Hillary Clinton.


Clintonite Stabs Obama Supporter
Cops: Man assaulted brother-in-law during political argument

FEBRUARY 25--Meet Jose Antonio Ortiz. The Pennsylvania man allegedly stabbed his brother-in-law in the stomach after the pair quarreled about their respective support of Democratic presidential candidates Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. According to cops, Ortiz, 28, stabbed Sean Shurelds last Thursday night in the kitchen of an Upper Providence Township home. According to a criminal complaint, a copy of which you'll find here, the 41-year-old Shurelds, an Obama supporter, told Ortiz that the Illinois senator was "trashing" Clinton (apparently in regard to recent primary and caucus results). Ortiz, a Clinton supporter, replied that "Obama was not a realist." While not exactly fighting words, the verbal political tiff led to some mutual choking and punching. And, allegedly, a stabbing in the abdomen. Ortiz, pictured in the mug shot below, was charged with a felony aggravated assault count and two misdemeanors and jailed in lieu of $20,000 bail. Shurelds was flown to Hahnemann University Hospital, where he was admitted in critical condition.


It must be stated, the brother-in-law gets extra points for landing a black eye on his younger and more agile relative, in spite of being stabbed.

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