Monday, March 10, 2008

Moron Report #12: Sally Kern

Meet Sally Kern. She is a member of the Oklahoma State House of Representatives. When not preaching the godliness of unregulated capitalism, she believes the government is not doing enough to protect us from the greatest threat of all, even worse than terrorists who wreck planes into our buildings and murder en masse thousands of our citizens--gays.

Here are some of the quotes from this beautiful lady's speech.

Studies show, no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted for more than, you know, a few decades. . .

I honestly think it’s the biggest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam. . .

They want to get them into the government schools so they can indoctrinate them . . . They are going after our young children, as young as two years of age, to try to teach them that the homosexual lifestyle is an acceptable lifestyle.

You know, Gays are infiltrating city councils. . . Did you know that the city council of Eureka Springs is now controlled by gays? . .

They are winning elections.

We have the gay-straight alliance coming into our schools. . .

One of my colleagues said We don’t have a gay problem in our community… well you know what, that is so dumb. If you have cancer in your little toe, do you just say that I’m going to forget about it since the rest of you is fine? It spreads! This stuff is deadly and it is spreading. It will destroy our young people and it will destroy this nation.

And to think those pesky pagan Greeks never lasted more than a few decades--that is, in between buggering members of their own kind for untold centuries, having the time for cultural enterprises like inventing modern Western civilization, democracy, and the sciences. Amazing how Plato found the time in his busy schedule, after creating several intellectual disciplines we follow today, to write about the civilizing virtues of pederasty. It is remarkable how Sappho was able to write about her love of women on the island of Lesbos, which served as a home-away-from-home for interested ladies for quite a few generations. Just a few decades, to be sure.

All of this is important to the state representative because, according to her, gays are secretly taking over. She may be right about that. I mean, all she has to do is ask some of her Republican male colleagues about secret gay infiltration. I am sure they could give her the low down about the down low--for research purposes and nothing else.

Here is an audio of Sally's speech.

Just in case you are curious, here is Representative Kern's office information, including her phone number. I am certain she would love nothing more than to hear from the infiltrators out there, filling her in on the gaying of America.

Representative Sally Kern
Oklahoma State House of Representatives
District 84
2300 North Lincoln Blvd.
Room 332
Oklahoma City, OK 73105
(405) 557-7348

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