Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Moron Report #19: Marry Me, Stab Me

It is not every day that a man proposes marriage.

Meet Celeste Irene Lagrant. This wonderful prospect decided to respond to her live-in boyfriend's marriage proposal in a slightly different manner--with tossed knives, kicks, and punches.

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Police: Knives Thrown During Marriage Proposal Fight

TBO.com

HOLIDAY - A Pasco County woman was in jail Sunday charged with aggravated domestic battery.

Her live-in boyfriend called police to the couple's Castile Lane home during an argument Saturday evening. The victim, Bruce Montle, told sheriff's deputies the argument with Celeste Irene Lagrant, 39, started over a marriage proposal.

Montle told investigators that Lagrant slapped, punched and scratched at him. She also threw several knives at him, he said.

http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/sep/21/police-woman-threw-knives-boyfriend-during-marriag/news/
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I guess that was a 'no.'

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