Friday, October 3, 2008

Moron Report #20: No Sex, Shoot Self

Throughout history, the couple phenomenon of denial has been, shall we say, a not infrequent occurrence. Every man, and many women, can attest to its existence. We all deal with it in different ways. This man decide the best way to deal with his denial of congress was to, of course, take a gun and shoot himself. Yes, because when a woman does not want to have sex with you, all she really needs is to know your willingness to put a bullet in your body to get her in the mood.

Man shoots himself in arm after being denied sex

FORT MYERS, Fla. – Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate.

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail.

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.

There, that will show her.

I am no expert on these matters, but if I was guessing I would surmise that he was probably not sober during this event.

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