Saturday, November 1, 2008

A Republican Halloween

From the same people who tell us about the importance of life, supported by their feigned love for fetal tissue, and the personal love they feel for their favorite philosopher, Jesus Christ. Well, until you are outside of the womb, of course.


Mich. woman: Supporting Obama? No treats for you

GROSSE POINTE FARMS, Mich. – A suburban Detroit woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children by just offering treats to John McCain supporters.

Shirley Nagel of Grosse Pointe Farms, Mich., handed out candy Friday only to those who shared her support for the Republican presidential candidate and his running mate Sarah Palin. Others were turned away empty-handed.

TV station WJBK says a sign outside Nagel's house warned: "No handouts for Obama supporters, liars, tricksters or kids of supporters."

Nagel calls Democrat Barack Obama "scary." When asked about children who were turned away empty-handed and crying, she said: "Oh well. Everybody has a choice."

Fax and phone messages left at numbers for Nagel were not returned.


Information from: WJBK-TV,

You have to give Shirley some credit. At least she did not declare the children Satanists and burn them at the stake. Think I am kidding? Here is some more religious Republican voters', who compare children and parents who trick-or-treat with "Christ rejectors."

Here is some more of our tolerant and loving Christian Americans harassing Halloween revelers in Salem. "Turn or burn." Sweet bunch.

But hey, we can rest assured none of these lunatics are Obama voters, so I am certain Shirley Nagel has some candy for them. Speaking of the season, here is ONN's take.

I so love the Onion.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

...please where can I buy a unicorn?