Wednesday, September 15, 2010

The Life and Times of Christine O'Donnell

Evidence No. 1,103 that the Republican Party has gone insane.  And just in case you think I am being hyperbolic, Delaware Senatorial nominee Christine O'Donnell has a message for you.  Stop masturbating.  No, really, stop.

By the way, here are some other speakers at a  S.A.L.T. event not shown in the video, offering a variety of "Victorian" cures for masturbation.  According to one speaker, "It was better to cut off a boy's genitals entirely then to let him go insane or die from masturbating too frequently. Some parents had their sons' foreskins fastened shut with rings, clamps, or staples to prevent erections and masturbation." 

Yes, what a great way to address masturbation.  Talk about cutting off young boys' genitals, fastening foreskins, and putting clamps on those little devils.  That will teach the guys.  The irony is if you put every speaker from that group on a polygraph, I surmise that each and every one of them has masturbated.  There is no way any man has yet to do so by his teenage years.  So, just imagine these anti-sex folk practicing the very things they preach against for us because telling people they are going to hell for masturbating (a biological function of our sexuality) is about the equivalent of damning someone for breathing or drinking water in this civilization.

And to think, that is what the Republican voters of Delaware want as their Senator.  That should tell you all that you need to know about what has happened to the Grand Old Party in this country.  The big issue of America, eliminating self-love (and by such inventive means as genital mutilation).  It has been a long and downward slide since Lincoln and 'Fighting Bob' LaFollette.

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